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Wow, I have 50 watchers O_O

HI GUYS!

I think this calls for celebration. *pops some champagne, and some sparkling cider for under-21 watchers and those that don't like champagne*

This is awesome! I would like to give a big thank you to all you lovely, lovely people :D

Good grief, I completely forgot that I hadn't yet posted chapter 15 on here. :O

I'm so sorry about keeping you all waiting! With classes and work taking up so much of my time, it completely slipped my mind. I don't even know why I suddenly thought of it today, but I suddenly had a nagging feeling that I hadn't posted it and came scurrying over to the community to check. I feel terrible about keeping you all waiting for this chapter, especially since chapter 16 is at a stand-still and will probably remain so for quite some time. I'll find some way to make it up to you :)

Without further delay...

Delicious Irony (And Other Acquired Tastes)

Authoress: chelime
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Anything you recognize isn't mine.
Summary: A misunderstanding leads Remus and Sirius into playing a brilliant joke on the entire population of Hogwarts. Really, that’s all this is. A joke. And Remus is okay with that. Maybe. RLSB SLASH.


Chapter One: Misconceptions and Consequences Thereof
Chapter Two: A Rather Complicated Situation
Chapter Three: The Kind Of Plan That Never Fails
Chapter Four: The Stealing of James Potter's Thunder
Chapter Five: Plotting Solo for a Change
Chapter Six: Provocation and It's Appeal
Chapter Seven: Bursting the Metaphorical Bubble
Chapter Eight: The Nervous Game
Chapter Nine: Hot and Bothered
Chapter Ten: How The Story Ends, Part One
Chapter Eleven: Three Awkward Conversations
Chapter Twelve: Dinner and a Show
Chapter Thirteen: Mates, Dates, and Dungbombs
Chapter Fourteen: The Climax and the Conclusion

I think this is one of the fastest updates of Delicious Irony I've made. O_O

So a BIG AND IMPORTANT thing happens in this chapter, or at least I consider it BIG AND IMPORTANT. Ha ha ha. It's not the BIG AND IMPORTANT thing you probably all want or are expecting though. Sorry. Also, some wee dashes of smuttiness, though again, probably not what you all want or are expecting. I am so evil. Moo ha ha ha. Enjoy anyway! And review!

(And oh, I thought you all should know that I already have 2,000+ words written of chapter 15 and am still writing away madly. It's insane! I go for months at a time without writing and suddenly I've just punched out a good 5,000 words! I am so pleased with myself, you have no idea. Ahahaha.)

Delicious Irony (And Other Acquired Tastes)

Authoress: chelime
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Anything you recognize isn't mine.
Summary: A misunderstanding leads Remus and Sirius into playing a brilliant joke on the entire population of Hogwarts. Really, that’s all this is. A joke. And Remus is okay with that. Maybe. RLSB SLASH.


Chapter One: Misconceptions and Consequences Thereof
Chapter Two: A Rather Complicated Situation
Chapter Three: The Kind Of Plan That Never Fails
Chapter Four: The Stealing of James Potter's Thunder
Chapter Five: Plotting Solo for a Change
Chapter Six: Provocation and It's Appeal
Chapter Seven: Bursting the Metaphorical Bubble
Chapter Eight: The Nervous Game
Chapter Nine: Hot and Bothered
Chapter Ten: How The Story Ends, Part One
Chapter Eleven: Three Awkward Conversations
Chapter Twelve: Dinner and a Show
Chapter Thirteen: Mates, Dates, and Dungbombs
I'd almost forgotten that I started posting this fic here! Sorry it's been so long. Delicious Irony is putting up a fight against me and I've been rather caught up in trying to get chapter 14 out. I'm taking a break to post this up :) Enjoy!

Quintessence: A Compendium of Memories

Authoress: chelime
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Anything you recognize isn't mine.
Summary: Moments that made up the lives of Sirius Black and Remus Lupin. [Drabble fic.]


 

Chapter One: Better Than Packing
Chapter Two: Furry Little Problem
Chapter Three: Fetch

Well, this is new.

Whoa, I wrote Torchwood fic, omgwtf.

I only recently started watching it and immediately fell in love with the Gwen/Owen pairing - I was SO happy when they got together. In that weird Gwen&Owen way. I was really depressed about the end of the Gwen/Owen fling, so, er, I wrote this. O_O

togethercoloured instant

Authoress: chelíme

Rating: R/M

Disclaimer: I do not own Torchwood – if I did, Owen and Gwen would still be indulging in those delicious little trysts. RIP Gwen/Owen :(

Summary: She wishes she could say that it’s just fucking, but she’s never been good at lying to herself.

A/N: I think this is the first mostly-prose piece I’ve ever written. Usually my writing tends to heavily rely on dialogue, but this 1,203-word one-shot only has two spoken lines in it. I am slightly in shock. I am also in shock about the general nature of this one-shot. I don’t even think I had a conscious desire to write it—I just sat down thinking, “It’d be nice to write a Gwen/Owen fic one day,” and out came this. Since it’s not particularly terrible, I’m sharing it. Enjoy! (Oh, the title is a phrase from an E. E. Cummings poem.)

Wooo I'm finally getting around to posting this! Hahaha. Sorry it took me so long, but better late than never, right? 

I'm going to try to get the next few chapters out as quickly as possible (there shouldn't be too many more, assuming I manage to keep myself on track) because I'm starting to grow bored with this fic. I have a lot of other fic ideas, but I don't want to get started on them until this is finished, especially since it's already taken me a year and a half to get to this point. And this will be finished. 

Now, enjoy chapter 13!


Delicious Irony (And Other Acquired Tastes)


Authoress: chelime
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Anything you recognize isn't mine.
Summary: A misunderstanding leads Remus and Sirius into playing a brilliant joke on the entire population of Hogwarts. Really, that’s all this is. A joke. And Remus is okay with that. Maybe. RLSB SLASH.


Chapter One: Misconceptions and Consequences Thereof
Chapter Two: A Rather Complicated Situation
Chapter Three: The Kind Of Plan That Never Fails
Chapter Four: The Stealing of James Potter's Thunder
Chapter Five: Plotting Solo for a Change
Chapter Six: Provocation and It's Appeal
Chapter Seven: Bursting the Metaphorical Bubble
Chapter Eight: The Nervous Game
Chapter Nine: Hot and Bothered
Chapter Ten: How The Story Ends, Part One
Chapter Eleven: Three Awkward Conversations
Chapter Twelve: Dinner and a Show

(Haha, all the links are all different colors! Oops. It must be because I kept changing the layout of this journal. I'd fix it, buuuut...I am lazy.)

ICON DUMP

Yay, icons! I was bored, so I took some of my favorite R/S fanart and made a big batch of icons with them. Basically all I did was crop the photos and messed around a bit with the lighting, the coloring, and the contrast. (That's really all I can do since I only have Paint and Microsoft Office Photo Editor at my disposal =P Still, though, I like the icons, so I thought I'd share them all with you!)

All icons are sorted by artist - PLEASE make sure you credit both the original artist and myself (yourssincerely) when using any of the icons!

60 icons under the cut.
~55 Remus/Sirius
~5 Harry/Hermione

Er. Hello? *waves cautiously*

So, um. I'm still alive. 

Bugger and disaster. I can't believe it's been over two months since I've posted anything, especially because I do have things to post. I'm sorry to say that chapter 13 of Delicious Irony is still basically in a coma (any day now, it'll wake up again...) but I do have other things to post while I try to finish it. So I bring you chapter 3 of Quintessence. I'm rather in love with this one, hee.

Quintessence: A Compendium of Memories

Authoress: chelime
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Anything you recognize isn't mine.


Chapter One: Better Than Packing
Chapter Two: Furry Little Problem
Delicious Irony (And Other Acquired Tastes)

Authoress: chelime
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Anything you recognize isn't mine.
Summary: A misunderstanding leads Remus and Sirius into playing a brilliant joke on the entire population of Hogwarts. Really, that’s all this is. A joke. And Remus is okay with that. Maybe. RLSB SLASH.

Quintessence: A Compendium of Memories

Authoress: chelime
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Anything you recognize isn't mine.


Chapter One: Better Than Packing